[Yes, yes, it does seem that sex was on the mind of a lot of these people giving me the topics, what with insane topics like this and the hankering for 'better' endings in some poems... but then again, it was the first year of Ay. medical college, an environment some might call oppressive, so well... how can one pass judgement... ]
"Exams (and sex)"
Exams and sex - they're almost the same
As foreplay, we write reg. nos and name
Some guys finish early, others stay late
Former's premature ejaculation, latter's stamina great
You like exciting subjects for both
If well done, both give greatest kicks
You fear STD's & unplanned intrauterine growth
You dislike history, and hate mathematics
Once you've started, there're no retreats
And you just have to give it all
Your performance in the (answer) sheets
is remembered as your rise or fall...
The bent over position is used often
to write, and to suck the free tip
that may be soft or hard, i.e., of pencil or pen
often held in a very sweaty grip
Peeking into another's answer book
can be voyeurism, you know...?
And exhibitionism is when others look
into the answer sheets you openly show
Be it yearly, prof., suppy or sem
Even the class test every week
too much indulgence in any of them
As with sex, makes you very weak
We cheat, its 'all in the game'
But get caught in the act,then its 'Shame!'
Exams and sex, they're almost the same
(It's true, even if it is a bit lame)
[I had fun writing this one, btw... Connections, they're everywhere]
wow... what an idea sirji! connections there are everywhere. hats off to you.
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